Beerphones 

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

Beerphones by Barb E. January 13, 2008

beerwhore 

a promiscuous female with a seemingly unquenchable thirst for alcohol, usually supplied for her by boys who see her as an easy means of getting laid

That beerwhore Gina got wasted and was making out topless with her two girlfriends at the frat party before having a threesome with two of the fraternity brothers.

beerwhore by JohnDoughz August 14, 2007

bonerphone 

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.

person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch

bonerphone by i hate liars February 17, 2007

Beermaphone 

A beer can being used as a microphone:
-Usaully occrus when intoxicated and a catchy song comes on the radio

"look at Anthony! He's realy singing into that beermaphone"

Beermaphone by totties February 23, 2009

beerpong-ing 

to go out and get drunk playing beer pong.

"i got super shhhwasted this weekend while pong-ing it up with my old beer buddies"

"i got drunk off my rear end, all because i just had to go beerpong-ing!"

beerpong-ing by Tynaa&Shootaa April 1, 2008

beerpong

An amazingly created game which is most commonly able to be observed at parties and friendly gatherings looking to become intoxicated. The game consists of four players (two on a team), 12 cups, preferibly SOLO cups, (six for each team), atleast an 8ft table, and 2 ping pong balls. The goal is for the two teams to face each other and compete to see who can sink the ping pong balls into the other teams cups. Within each come made, the liquid inside of the cups must be drank. There is a list of rules and more specific details that help describe the game but this is the general description.

Tim: Hey bro!! Are you going to that party tonight?
Jake: Is there going to be beerpong?
Tim: Uhh duh, if there wasn't then it wouldn't be a party!!
Jake: ok, i'll be there!!

beerpong by Biig Al October 1, 2006

beerhoea 

Diarrhoea caused from excessive consumption of lager or beer.

I wouldn't use that cubicle - I've just had a nasty attack of beerhoea in it.

beerhoea by Dan Fox August 15, 2003