A dude who's just fuckin' druunk all the time. Does drunkjocks things and looks stupid.
Yo that dude is such a beerhead, he drank a six pack for breakfast and is doing kegstands for lunch. Now he's trying to half-cab over that little kid. Fuckin' druuuunk!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).