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beerginity

The tender age at which one first samples alcoholic beverages
"What age did you lose your beerginity?"

"Ah man, I was like 15. I decided to skull a naggin of vodka before the youth disco. It was mad craic!"

birginity 

Just like virginity,birginity is getting stung by a bee rather than getting laid.
Hey dude, i got stung by a bee yesterday! I totally lost my birginity!

weerginity 

have you ever tried weed?
-no
oh so you haven't lost your weerginity yet
weerginity by doticna July 13, 2020

Beertunity 

Noun ; The opportunity to taste a beer one has never tasted before.
I had a beertunity and couldn't pass it up!
Beertunity by Beertunity October 21, 2014

burginity 

butt virginity
(current B-card holders are "burgins")
1) paris hilton lost her burginity when she fell out of a tree and landed on the fencepost.

2) ouch! i'm walking bowlegged today because i lost my burginity last night.
burginity by rocco valentine October 30, 2008

beergility 

The speed, athleticism, and reflexes involved in successfully protecting or drinking a beer during an intense physical situation.
Jeff displayed great beergility by not spilling his beer while riding the mechanical bull.
beergility by KThrash February 18, 2017