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1. beer google request
When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.
Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!

Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!
2. Beer-googling
When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.
3. beer googles
Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.
Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.

friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!

Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
4. beershoes
Drinking game invented by Scott L. of Kelso Washington while camping at Memaloose State Park in Oregon. Now it's the fastest growing drinking game in the college set. The first games on campus were played in the fall of 2002 at the University of Washington. Now Beershoes leagues are at several Pac 10 schools as well as post college groups.

Game involves four players, two per team, each player has two throws per round. Teams are throwing at the other teams stantions with their cups in place. 1 point for a hit, and a drink for the other person who's stantion was hit, two points for a leaner or if you hit both stantions, three points for a ringer and they must kill their beer, and four points for a Shocker which is a hit on one stantion, and then a ringer on the other stantion. Teams play to 21, must win by two. If you miss both of your throws, you lose a point and must drink, if both of you miss, both lose a point, the team loses a point (3 total) and that team must do 10 push ups. The game begins by a best of 3 rock, paper, scissors to decide who throws first and from what side.
On a blog "Best tailgate game EVER" as found on a Google search for Beershoes
5. Thank Google
An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.
I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.
6. El Gug
N. m. - Spanish for "Google". The God of finding and organizing mis/information. Worshipped by billions worldwide. "Sacrifices" are hired by the parent company who are quickly juiced of their will to live so that their many projects (which are actually powered by this will-to-live juice) may come to fruition and live so long as the internet continues to grow.
1) I sacrificed a beer to El Gug and inquired as to how I might remove the Vundo infection from my computer.
7. ray charles
an altered strikeout. its when you do a line of coke, take a bong rip, chug a beer, take a shot, and then exhale. by the time your done, you will look like ray charles did when he played piano
my friend and i both did a ray charles last night, we were so smacked!
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