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Beertainer 

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.
I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.
Beertainer by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010

beerdrain 

The physiological idea that a drunk's beer is being drained while he is drinking.
"hey beerdrain, who's been drainin' my beeyeh?" and in response, "nobodys been drainin yer beeyeh. You been drinkin yer beeyeh."
beerdrain by Whammajamma May 8, 2006