beer light savings time 

A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.

Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.

beer light savings time by paul walters (717) March 25, 2010

Light beer 

Urine in a can. Prefered beverages of right wing loser MAGAts too fat or lightweight for real alcohol. It tastes terrible and those who do should feel bad for drinking it. Good thing their braincell's are already dying from ingesting piss beer.

Monty Python explains Light Beer.

Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!

Light beer by Burn Mar-a-Lago June 7, 2021

Light Beer 

Light Beer is a type of beer designed for sissys, pansies, homosexuals, pillow biters, gaylords and man-bitchez because they cant handle the taste of a aussie full strength beer (American full strength is for sissys, pansies, homosexuals, pillow biters, gaylords and man-bitchez also. Do your best to stay well away from this stuff)

Bitch Drinks are commonly Defined as Light beer

Bazza: Oi Daz what ya drinkin there??

Daz: Mate, its a Casgade Premium Light

Bazza: Get the fuck out you homo pillow biting douche fag bag!.............


Bazza: *Directed at bartender* Mate could i just grab a Scooner of Carlton Draught?

Bartender: Most certainly!

Light Beer by Osama Binladen2454 August 19, 2008

Light beer 

Light beer is not a drink but simply a way of life. If I'm not investing in my 401k or being very studious at the local campus library I'm crack a cold one with the boys. One does not simply show up to a pregame empty handed let alone light beers. Light beers give us the courage and motivation to Pursue our aspirations at a party. #freemchebes

Bro did you see Matt at that party ?
Yeah bro he was crushing those light beers kid defiantly pipes

Light beer by Lighttttt June 19, 2017

beenlightened

When we were still kids, before we got all the 'adult filters' ingrained on us, we used to be enlightened...and we just fell asleep and forgot as we got older...
We once were enlightened

It was so much easier beenlightened when I was younger and didn't have to worry about politics or the news.

beenlightened by The Sporadicals April 23, 2009