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a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.
i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds
by dan the man December 14, 2003
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Funnel with a tube attached and if highly advanced, has a ball valve at the end to close when beer is gone and only foam remains...
The Flowmaster 3000 is the most kick-ass beer bong on the face of the earth!
by Express72 May 18, 2004
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MAGICAL!!!!!!
<may cause nudity and slurred speech>
I just did like 10 beer bongs and now im naked.
by MR. NUDIE April 13, 2005
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beer bongcollege
a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer
hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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An ingenious invention designed to consume a beverage at a high rate of speed.
Travis: Dude lets get drunk fast as shit.
Matt: Yeah mother fucker, lets do a beer bong.
by Awesome kid March 14, 2006
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A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.
Dude, I passed john's record on the beer bong
by Frankie Pistlekahk September 07, 2007
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beer bongcollege
Funnel and tube used to consume large amounts of beer at one time. Used mostly by fraternities and lame people trying to get wasted REALLY fast.
Guy: Come on do a beer bong with me, I'll teach you.
Me: Teach me? No I'm too afraid. Girls shouldn't do that.
by Appreciate July 02, 2004
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