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19 definitions by spltbird

 
1.
to knock on an anonymous door and run away
i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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2.
to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"
did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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3.
to masturbate
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
by spltbird November 25, 2002
174 100
 
4.
when a woman burps after swallowing sperm
I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
86 15
 
5.
a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer
hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
117 54
 
6.
The act of defecation.
i've gotta go push brown before we leave.
by Spltbird October 21, 2002
45 15
 
7.
a penis
that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.
by spltbird November 25, 2002
43 14