beer bat

a beer bat is a plastic whiffle ball bat (can be bought at a WalMart or another store like that...or you can steal it from a lil girl if she's not playing with it at the time). The bottom of the bat (where you hands go) is cut off. You proceed to pour a beer into the bat. You then put the bat to the floor, your head to the bat and spin around 10 times. After your tenth spin, pound the beer from the bat.

Also known as the ULSTER beer bat.

" I went to ULSTER last night and got shit-faced and dizzy from those damn beer bats"

"Blair! Stop chopping up my beer bats with a machete!"

beer bat by Stu Brauer September 13, 2008

beer bat

strange bat found on the Eastern shore of Maryland especially around campfires where Yuengling is being drank; known for its call

Could that whine be a beer bat?

beer bat by Z Wardell Ph.D. July 5, 2003

Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.

Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"

Beer Bat by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023

Beer batter 

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

Beer batter by bluecows February 18, 2009

Beer Battered

Adj.
1. Woman exhibiting symptoms resulting from repeated physical and emotional injury by her intoxicated spouse who drinks alcohol to excess habitually.

2. A womans red, puffy, and swollen vagina after a night of rough drunk sex. Also known as a "Puffy Taco"

Women and Seafood are both best when they have been beer battered.

Beer Battered by David From Austin October 1, 2007

beer battered strawberry starfish 

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

beer battered strawberry starfish by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

Beer Battered Perch 

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

Beer Battered Perch by evilbeotch August 7, 2010