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Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed. Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck! Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either. |
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A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober. "Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."
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| 2. | Beer Googles | ||
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When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google. I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.
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When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen. Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.
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