4 definitions by TheOneAndOnlyBakker

ZigZagerate

They way stoners always always think that things are bigger, faster or better than they really are.

Dude, he was driving down the road doing like 200 miles an hour, eating 10 pounds of chocolate cake and drinking a gallon of coffee, while steering with his knees!

C'mon, 200 hundred miles an hour? Dont ZigZagerate!

No really! I saw the speedometer!

You're ZigZagerating!

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 1, 2010

Boyitis

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends, family and co-workers.

Boyeyetis

"Hey, where's Donna? She hasn't come out for Dinner and Male Revue on Thursdays for weeks!"
"Out with Joe again."
"Again? Uh-oh do you think its boyitis?"
"Maybe. Her mom said she doesn't even go to darts anymore."

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010

Girlitis

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends and family and co-workers.

Girleyetis

"Hey, wheres Phil? He hasn't come out for Chicken Wings and Strippers on Payday for weeks!"
"Out with Vanessa again."
"Again? Uh-oh, do you think its Girlitis?"
"Maybe. His mom said he doesn't even go to darts anymore."

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010

Beer Googles

When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.

Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 1, 2010