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Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...
by TheManTheyCall October 08, 2009
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n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.
Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain
by wide ass hole September 30, 2011
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disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina
Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.
by gwenstefani May 23, 2005
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Long, saggy and hanging pussy lips.
With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.
by Raj` August 20, 2008
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a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.
that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.
by Corey-O February 02, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset
Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much
by muffmeister April 16, 2015
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by N. Culv September 08, 2003
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