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A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.
Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.
by r0d October 19, 2005
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A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"
by Leslie 23456 February 02, 2013
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The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
by tnt May 01, 2003
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female sex organ; labias.
Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.
by Anonymous October 01, 2003
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Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.
At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides
by jumpingrat December 06, 2006
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a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter
hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains
by grimsoldier December 02, 2004
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a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet
That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance
by Josh Charlton January 27, 2007
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