beef crack 

A women whose bulging stomache protrudes farther than her sand bags

"Did you see that beef crack? she looks like a rain drop" said brian. "Yea her tits are wayyy smaller than her gut!" ben said

beef crack by Christopherson December 10, 2006

beercrackling 

When you or someone drinks beer out of someone's but or ass crack

We should try beercrackling with me and uncle phill

beercrackling by Sk8 Hoe Joe November 26, 2017