1. Dig this Beef=Penis, Taco=Vagina, put 2+2 together and 4=sexual intercourse
Yo cunt can i put my penis in your vagina

Yo cunt can i put my Beef in your Taco

Therefore Beef in Taco refers to sexual intercourse
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fucking, humping, gettin some, have in sex
sean went to his girlfriends house to beef the taco
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The sexual act of one person pooping in another person's vagina.
Yo dude, I can't hang out today, I gotta drive my chick to the doc's office because I beef taco'd her last night and now she's got a UTI.
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The result of a woman wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared in her vagina.
She gets a lot of infections due to her beef taco.
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The act of taking a shit in the palm of your hand and smearing it in the ass crack of your gay lover while he is tied to a statue of a bald cory feldman
Person A: Hey what did you do last night?
Person B: Not much just gave a beef taco to my bud
Person A: A beef taco?
Person B: You don't want to know...
*silence*
Person B: ...shit everywhere....even on cory
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When one shits with ass cheeks clamped tightly together so it prevents shit from smoothly coming out. This results with the shit being extruded out the sides of the crack.
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When a girl and a guy put their ass cheeks together and both shit. Then the girl eats the guy's asshole out. Approximately 17 seconds later, the guy fucks the girl in the asshole. And finally, the girl gives the guy a blow job to clean up his dick.
"Hey Brian, I heard you and Janet made a Latin Beef Taco last night?"
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