Beeblebrox's gambit

A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"

Beeblebrox's gambit by Erl137 December 10, 2006

zaphod beeblebrox 

One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.

"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"

zaphod beeblebrox by Zac Beaumont April 24, 2004

Zaphod Beeblebrox 

Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Stirfry_Ninja July 31, 2003

Zaphod Beeblebrox 

The hoopiest frood in all the galaxy.

Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Gregory Gallagher July 16, 2003

Zaphod Beeblebrox 

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Tom August 1, 2004

beebelbrox's gambit 

Any drink taken, while drunk, in an attempt to sober up. Different from hair of the dog in that a gambit is always consumned while still drunk, usually in a fit of drunk logic. Named after the character Zaphoid Beebelbrox of "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy."

Guy 1: Maybe I should have another drink. Send one down to see what the other five are doing

Guy 2: Bad idea man, Beebelbrox's gambit never works.

beebelbrox's gambit by ncstate boy June 22, 2006

Beetlebrose 

An alcoholic asshole that sucks at life. He can’t win at Fantasy Football, or keep a shitty serving job for more than three weeks. He consistently forgets to bring lemons to table 17, and has hemorrhoids. If you say his name three times he will drunk text for the next 6 hours. His liver is failing.

Beetlebrose isn’t a worthy human.

Beetlebrose by TheLeague2018 December 15, 2018