bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

bedsender 

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.

'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'

bedsender by piespints April 5, 2021

Bedosexual 

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

Bedosexual by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

bensexual 

Being only attracted to the British actor Benedict Cumberpatch. He is best identified by his roles in Star Trek, August Osage Country and the BBC series Sherlock. Why is this an actual sexuality? Because he's dead sexy.

"Isn't Justin bieber so cute??"
"Actually, no. Sorry, I'm bensexual."
"Whats that mean?"

"I'm only attracted to Benedict Cumberpatch."

bensexual by Tumblr user irrelevantmanatee August 6, 2014

budsex

When a manjob or a brojob just is not enough to help out your best of friends. Budsex might be in order. It is where your best friend may penetrate you anally for his own intense personal pleasure.

It is not gay.

Bro#1 : Hey bro, I know she dumped you and I see how down you have been, even after several manjobs. Since it's your birthday, how about some budsex? My treat!

Bro#2 Bro, that would be awesome, it would really help me out.

Bro#1 : No problem bro, let me grab some lube.

budsex by MostH8ed November 4, 2011

Beesexual

Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees

Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again

Beesexual by Cabomar February 12, 2021

Bensexual 

Wen u are attracted to Ben ..AND ONLY BEN ....woman? Nah men? Nahhh Ben? HELL YESSSSS

Marcus: “ omg why is Ben so hawt”
Adem” you are bensexual obviously “
Marcus:” ah yes of course.. Ben Harrison is my sexuality “

Bensexual by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 14, 2020