bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Bedoggled 

When you need to get up but can't because a dog or dogs are on you and you are comfy and they are comfy but you do actually need to get up.

Can't come out , i'm bedoggled

I'm bedoggled, you answer the phone

Get me a coffee, i'm bedoggled and can't stand up

Bedoggled by SaZadoglegends June 9, 2019

bedoggled 

a synonym to confused, but since it is a nonsence word like sploodge, it can be used in any situation, at any time, anywhere. it originated form the english word- bewilder

teacher - "guys, hey GUYS! pay attention or else youll be wicked .... ummm bedoggled when you do this later"

students - "dude, bedoggled? sweet... facebook status tonight anyone?"

OR

woah... im totaly bedoggled on that last question, gimme your answer!

OR

any other way you want...

bedoggled by that one guy you might know April 25, 2011

Bedongled

A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.

Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"

Bedongled by Dancinswords February 14, 2019