bed sheet troll 

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore

Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"

bed sheet troll by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008

Bed Sheet Hero 

the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.

"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14

Bed Sheet Hero by Zooktz November 2, 2009

red bed sheet 

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

red bed sheet by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Spaceman bed sheets 

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

Spaceman bed sheets by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

Farted in the bed sheets 

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

Farted in the bed sheets by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

White knuckled the bed sheets 

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life

When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.

White knuckled the bed sheets by LuckyBucket52 April 23, 2020

silk bed sheets 

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

silk bed sheets by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006