Bed
A piece of erotic furniture that perverts use for the catcher to brace him or herself against the intense, rapid-fire pounding they receive from the pitcher.

Also, a giant cotton-filled plastic egg roll that you buy at Ikea.
"I'm going to go to bed now. You want to come?"

"I can't believe your bed is just a mattress on the floor. Are you an architect or something?"
by Le Bossman October 20, 2014
Bed
This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave.
Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse.
This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.
'I can't wait to go! It's so bed!'
'Her hair is so bed'
'I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BED'
by I love sleep March 11, 2014
Bed
To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.
Do you want to bed me?
by DSXTREME February 01, 2012
Acronym - Beverage. Entertainment. Dining.
Used for the Miami nightclub of the same name.

Can also be used as a description of one's evening.

"Tonight I'm going to B.E.D."
by Annmarie Leonard February 03, 2012
Bed
The place you go to be un-ston'd in the morning..
Guys go to BED or we'll be ston'd in the morning
by Jamal Omegle March 18, 2011
bed
A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.
Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?
by pentozali November 29, 2013
high as hell; contraction of: blazed, blunted, bowled, bonged
"yoooo how b'ed off that fatty blunt?"
"oh ma god... so b'ed dude..."
by do boi October 29, 2009

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