Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 February 28, 2012

Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 July 19, 2008

bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore

Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"

by Steve Monroe January 2, 2008

Bed Sheet Hero

the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.

"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14

by Zooktz November 2, 2009

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 2, 2017

White knuckled the bed sheets

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life

When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.

by LuckyBucket52 April 23, 2020

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022