Beanmaster Flip 

Smoking a joint with a cup of steamy hot coffee.

I'm having a Beanmaster Flip right now; coffee and weed.

Beanmaster Flip by Stuntman Mike 420 December 4, 2010

Beatmiser

Someone who walks around sucking farts and generally doing beat things.

Vinny was being a beatmiser at work. Therefore we didn't reach sales goals.

Beatmiser by Kdubs2661 October 2, 2017

Beanmaster

1. The Supreme Master of Beans.

2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.

All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!

"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I

Beanmaster by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

baumeister 

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

baumeister by Rofifo December 18, 2011

Beatmaster 

1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.

1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'

Beatmaster by The Lion King January 29, 2005

beatmaster 

The famous drummer of Close To Home the beatmaster

Justin is the only real beatmaster.

beatmaster by jdubbbba December 6, 2006

beaumiller

a term describing a state of being by which you stay in trouble all the time for things that you actually do but choose to lie about even when confronted with hard evidence and eye witnesses.

I am so beaumiller I totally busted an entire thing of white out against a wall everyone saw me do it and I am still denying it!

Yeah i stole the phone from the box for solider and everyone knows it but I am beaumiller enough to still deny it!! whats up player!!

beaumiller by A person who knows the truth! December 18, 2009