trailer park beauty pageant 

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

trailer park beauty pageant by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

Bus Stop Beauty Pageant 

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.

Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.

Bus Stop Beauty Pageant by The Doode October 23, 2008

Beauty Pageant 

A beauty pageant is a competition that focuses on the looks, physical appearance and personality of the contestants. Beauty pageants are very glamorous which include gorgeous long dresses, swimsuit wear and fashion wear (their choice) and the winners get a big crown and sash with their title. Beauty pageants are for any ages as there are different categories. The title the beauty queen wins is important to them. Example, Ms Universe. Beauty queens are dedicated to helping out in the world and do charity work to raise money for charities. Girls competing in a beauty pageant have to look gorgeous so they get their makeup, tan and hair done to stand out.

Shes competing in a beauty pageant so she has to get her makeup and hair done at 3 o clock.

Beauty Pageant by Basicbaby January 26, 2020

teen beauty pageant 

a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners

My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.

teen beauty pageant by steakeater May 24, 2014

child beauty pageants 

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

child beauty pageants by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

child beauty pageants 

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

child beauty pageants by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014