beat as shit

something thats beat and shitty at the same time

Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit

by chillssss October 12, 2009

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle February 27, 2012

beat as shit

someone/something so beat its like shit

that car is beat as shit

isaac and nick are beat as shit

by domemaster6969 October 12, 2009

Beat the shit out of

It is commonly known that the in the minute an individual dies, any feces in the body will immediatley leave due to intens rectal relaxation, so when saying "I will beat the shit out you" you are suggesting that your beating will result in death and rectal discharge of fecal matter

"Put the bunny down, or i will beat the shit out of you"

"If you go near me with those bees, i will beat the shit out of you"

by Not Timothy Dalton December 2, 2013

beat the shit out of

To beat up really, really badly. It's like nearly dying. But worse, because you lived.

I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of him.

by King Roiben June 2, 2007

Beat yo shit

To masterbate publicly or privately

ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.

by Shit Beater June 17, 2012

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 2, 2023