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I.beat.my.kids_ 

Is a top meme page who isn't a sellout like most. Some of his achievement being featured on a PewDiePie video and having daddy needs follow him. All around beast of a page
"i.beat.my.kids_ is the best page on Instagram"

Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.
Beat the kids by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009

Beat the kids

The act of going home to masturbate because you can't find any pussy.
So, you going home to beat the kids?
Beat the kids by DrJester August 21, 2007

I beat my kids 

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
I beat my kids by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

Beat a Gacha kids day 

on 30 October is Beat a Gacha kids day go beat up children :troll:
Friend 1: Its beat a Gacha kids day
Friend 2: already I'm hyped man

Beat up little kids 

mac*james and HEYSTRANGER like to beat up little kids together