Stephen Colbert: And the number one threat to America is... bears.
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Robotic government agent created to keep people away from specific hidden government facilities.
Shhhhh... I see a bear over there. The government must have something to hide in this area.
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The greates threat to America (and therefore the democratic world).
I you don't believe that bears are the greatest threat, obviously you haven't paid attention to the source of all facts, Stephen Colbert!
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Hairy gay men. In September 2007 in Melkweg Amsterdam there was the first Mr FurBall Election. You could choose Mr Furball from the hairy candidates.
FurBall is the Amsterdam Hairy Men Dance Party ... for all kind of hairy and butch men. This party attracts Bears, musclebears, otters, cubs, (smooth) admirers and everybody who likes hairy men. Check out the famous bear band bearforce 1!
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The term "Bears" has been a long standing slang term to refer to any member in law enforcement. The term was originally made popular in America by CB operators.
"Tom, this is Joe, I got a twenty on a couple Bears up here on mile marker 29. Over."
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They are godless killing machines.
Stephen Colbert: Bears don't pray because they are godless killing machines.
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Bear. Big roary thingy that hibernates.
I wanted to go on a bike ride today, only my ankle was kinda stiff and sore and there's a bear in my neighborhood.
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