Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

Bearders Remorse by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.

He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.

beaverstick by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006

beanerschneitzel 

a cross between a mexican and a german.

oh my gosh, alexandra is such a beanerschneitzel.

beanerschneitzel by yomama99999 February 18, 2010

Deca-beaters 

The act of giving or receiving ten times the normal amount of beaters

Rachael was about to give Sarah the Deca-beaters

Deca-beaters by Bigbeaters21 December 12, 2018

bearer-seek-seek-lest- 

What you are going to hear a lot while playing Dark Souls 2.

*trying to level up*
Shanalotte: "Bearer-seek-seek-lest-"
Player: "SHUT UP"

bearer-seek-seek-lest- by Paul_0110 August 13, 2021

Euro Beaners 

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

Euro Beaners by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

Paul Bearer 

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.

Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!

Paul Bearer by moomoo11 March 4, 2007