A picture taken of your beard that you planning to upload to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or any other sort of social networking website.
You can rarely see much of the person who is holding the camera aside from their glorious beard. A selfie is usually accompanied by a overwhelming feeling of pride by having a beard worth sharing with the world.
First coined by TeamRock on 1st May 2014 by drivetime radio presenter Dewsbury.
An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...