bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch
My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.
by jakeblues May 06, 2007
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man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam
by gaz April 04, 2003
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by nick April 11, 2003
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bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 25, 2003
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A very hairy vagina.
I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave
by uban pervert June 28, 2003
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hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?
by mrladiesman July 14, 2009
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Stay away from the bearded clam.
by Adamar May 15, 2003
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