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Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.
I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.
by wayfarer87 May 11, 2010
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When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.
Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
by KLynne February 13, 2014
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This is the term used to describe an "overly" hairy vaginal region,usually occuring after marriage.
Ewww man, check out that 70's Porn style beardedclam.It looks like she's got Buckwheat in the figure 4!
by ProZack November 09, 2003
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With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
by Panorin December 20, 2013
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Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam
by l14msn April 08, 2015
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