2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard
"beard u cumin out tonight"
"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"
"you are a beard"
"Beard have you got a spare cig?"
"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
Synonyms include: Jesus.