Beaned

Getting kicked in the penis

oooo SHIT jaylen got BEANED

by headasskwasi December 13, 2018

Beans

Being high.

Originated in young Ealing at a less than mediocre house party with some homies

Stoner 1 : man I'm sooo beans

Stoner 2 : *chuckles*

by White Troy March 01, 2014

Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha April 20, 2016

Beaned

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

Beans

An objectively superior alternative to "tea"

Bro: Bro. did you hear the beans about Sally?
Bro 2: Bro? Spill the beans bro.

by H.P Lovecraft's Cat March 24, 2019

Beans

Cool

Originates from the term “cool beans”

Woman: wow you’re really good in bed

Man: beans

by TheOnlyIntellect April 25, 2020

Bean

When you smoke weed out of a bong

Do you want to come do some beans g slime

by Alex Hogg November 05, 2020