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Beaning Out

You know, flicking the bean

jilling out

rubbing the clit

female masturbation
"Hey, did you see Izzy last night? She was beaning out like crazy! Moaning like a siren!"
Beaning Out by Jigglyjay May 30, 2018

Unbirthday beatings 

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.

J-beaning 

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
J-beaning by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Ball Bearings 

What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge
‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.
Ball Bearings by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

coffee beaning 

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
coffee beaning by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008

Muffler Bearings 

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.
Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!