Beanised 

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis

Get beanised Jon!

Beanised by Wikimind February 23, 2021

Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.

Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.

Ride beanies and weenies by Donaghu May 30, 2016

beanis 

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.

"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."

beanis by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018

Beanis 

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

Beanis by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011

Beanism 

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

Beanism by ItzValee October 5, 2019

beanisk

where the boom bop comes from, but only after it has been in the presence of scrookulars.

1. Ah shit, where the fuck did that beanisk?
2. Oh da beanisk *in Borat voice

beanisk by Wait let me tell you February 18, 2019

beanisty 

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

beanisty by J. Star January 9, 2006