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Beanmaster Flip 

Smoking a joint with a cup of steamy hot coffee.
I'm having a Beanmaster Flip right now; coffee and weed.

beakfest 

When you are drunk and you cook breakfast in the middle of the day
What is going on here? BEAKFEST!
beakfest by The random guy 69 September 18, 2016

Breakfeast Squeezer 

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.
Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

breakfeast

An insanely massive breakfast, usually containing various types of typical breakfast foods in large(r) quantities.
I had a birthday breakfeast: three eggs, an omelet, four slices of bacon, four sausage links, hashbrowns, five pancakes, two waffles, French toast; I'm pretty much full.
breakfeast by Naomi-Tatiana October 21, 2006

Beanmaster

1. The Supreme Master of Beans.

2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!

"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
Beanmaster by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

beanteaser 

A man that is attractive or unattainable, and uses that advantage to lead women on, to the point where some will flick their bean after he leaves.
John is talking to 3 women, but he isn't going to get with any of them, that's why he is such a beanteaser.
beanteaser by Joe Fixit January 3, 2011