bean feast 

An event or meeting, the content of which is illogical and incoherent to the point of being surreal.

"That meeting was 6 hours long, and and none of the number on Ted's charts were correct. It was a total bean feast."

bean feast by Woytek Zablonksi March 5, 2006

Bean feast 

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.

Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!

Bean feast by Binghies June 3, 2024

Bean feast 

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.

Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!

Bean feast by Binghies June 3, 2024

Mexican Bean Feast 

A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.

To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.

Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so

Mexican Bean Feast by captainspastic August 4, 2011

Bean-feasting 

1. Partying- getting drunked up...

2. Throwing a bean-feast: party in which large portions of alcohol will be consumed by many.

They are located in the VIP lounge and no doubt bean-feasting.

Bean-feasting by Silky Cman June 13, 2012

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast 

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast by skidsstars October 10, 2018

Good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast 

Coffee

Man I could really go for a cup of “good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast”

“Coffee”

Good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast by TheOneSnD March 30, 2021