Bean Bloat

The excuse that she uses for when her tummy sticks out further than her tits

Usually post lunch the stomach will be suitably full of wind and provide a sufficient excuse

The tummy doesn't really stick out much but because the boobs have no side profile (due to deflation) the tummy protrudes more than the tits

My belly is sticking out further than my tits, but it's just bean bloat

by Big Poppa Savage July 30, 2023