A place that may as well be heaven in disguise. Warning: Beaches may lead to gorgeous tans, adventures, and fun times.
Lol, all my friends are going skiing this winter, but I'm going to the beach! Jealous yet?
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(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.
- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!

- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!

- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"
by Gracie-Lou94 October 25, 2009

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1) saying the word beach only saying it like biatch.
2) calling someone a bitch or beach
1) hey lets all go to the be-ach
2) hey lets all go to the be-ach (walks over to heather)
by lexy November 24, 2004

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The setting for most erotic, pornographic stories.
I fucked my best friend's wife real good on the beach and she's asking for more.
by Truthteller2 October 28, 2006

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It's hot, and humid, and gross, and people pee in the water, There is always a fat guy with a really bad sunburn, and chances are that you'll step on a crab, and the lifeguards are only there to make the beach look prettier, and your left leg is still missing from a shark from the last time you went, and its an all around not-a-fun-time place, but hey- it's the beach!
The entire eastern and western shorelines of north america, verious places along south america and africa. And those in Europe too. Anywhere there is sand, water, and sun qualifies as a beach.
by Beach-go-er July 23, 2009

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another word for bitch
dude 1: hey, can i borrow your car later?
dude 2: no. never.
dude 1: youre being a real beach right now
by Raaaw September 25, 2008

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a very secret way of saying bitch.
Dave:Is it me or is julie acting like such a beach tonight?
Jorge:No she most def is!

by Peter Calabrese September 02, 2007

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