Mostly Irish expression for: "stop being an idiot" or "act more maturely"... literally: "act more wisely". Typically said in a scolding manner.
1. "god you look soooooo hot in that tight top..." "Hey you know I have a boyfriend, wise up."

2. "Stop acting like such a clown, it's a sophisticated party and they aren't impressed so wise up."
by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006
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To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;
"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)
by onemodbird December 12, 2013
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A based person who is aware of the machinations of the tribe. Often silent, although a legion. They bide their time in wait for the final push of the crooked schemers. All will be understood when the time comes, and they will be the champions of the next phase, not self-professed chosen people.
Life was confusing and depraved until I became Jew-Wise.

Dr. William Pierce is legendarily Jew-Wise, Dr. David Duke is on the right track as well.

Jew-Wise White women are the happiest people in the world, because they've found what they've been convinced isn't what they're looking for, and recognize the lies they've been told. They have intelligent and moral white children who are taught to not behave as violent or depraved social and sexual degenerates, who historically built the pillar of morality and social progress.
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Wise fox, is a Gacha youtuber. If you know who meech da peach is hes a friend of her's! He makes amazing videos :D
Person one: Did you watch wise fox new video?
Person two: Nope! i'll watch it now!
by Almond_Milk June 4, 2021
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When someone has a sense of, or knows how to handle themselves in a rough neighbourhood or ghetto. People can be street smart regardless of their style. It usualy depends on where or how they were raised. It also can mean how well someone can handle themselves in an unfamiliar neighbourhood or city streets.
Christos the greek wasn't a thug but he was raised in a ghetto neighbourhood and was street wise. He had no problem walking through a rough neighbourhood at night.
On the other hand Steve the wigger considered himself a thug but was raised in a fairly rich, high class neighbourhood. He wasn't street wise and when he needed to walk through the projects he was so afraid he almost shit his pants and took a cab home instead.
by phill July 9, 2004
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A place that’s a black hole and all you see is your teachers giving u blue slips for speed walking, it is poorly protected and as scary as Area 51
I have pain and disbelief that I will stay in good shape at wise school
by frightened milken students August 21, 2019
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A stupid course by 3rd Millenium Classrooms that all college freshman have to take. Unfortunately, the course's content is overly complicated and rigged so you wouldn't be able to complete it. It's split into two parts with part 2 being even worse.
If you're ever forced to take Alcohol Wise, then too freaking bad. You will fail every time and you won't be able to complete college.
by The Real Driller October 7, 2018
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