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1. Baylor School
The Baylor School is the gayest place on earth. If you are an idiot then please be a fag and go there.
A Baylor School Student crys everyday about how McCallie has beat them eight years in a row, in football.
2. Baylor University
the red headed step child to other good texas universities such as the university of texas and texas a&m. baptists control the town which leads to no fun and every food option is either deep fried or barbequed. if baylor was in a lot better of a location except crazy baylor, it wouldn't be a bad school, but baylor owns baptist extreme christians and those people own waco. all local politics are baylor-centric. if baylor got the hell out of the "utopia" mindframe it could shape up to be a good college down after some major facelifts, but i think baylor is doomed to the same boring stuff and boring town. only go there if you must!
wow that baylor university party really sucked, who woulda thought that the punch wouldn't have a kick to it and bible study would break out?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

i think i'll just drive an hour to UT and party there!
3. Baylor University
Oldest institution of higher education in Texas. Chartered in 1845 by the Republic of Texas. More hot chicks per-capita than any other university in the state.

(Apparantly Baylor is the Alma Mater of That Super Guy's boss which would explain his ridiuclous rant)
That Super Guy: If I hadn't been such a screw-up in High School, I might have gone to Baylor University and earned a decent living.
4. Baylor University
I live by homeless vagrants, whom I turn my nose up to. I look just like everyone else at my school. The NoZe Brothers are the coolest thing since khakis and sandals. I have a leather Abercrombie and Fitch Bible cover. I have an Abercrombie and Fitch everything. I can coordinate outfits and ensembles better than anyone in my upscale apartment complex. I have a radar that lets me know where the closest ATM is. If I can't find one it's okay. I have ten credit cards all of which are billed to my parents. My town is so conservative that anyone who kisses on the mouth before three years of marriage is drug through the center of town, stoned, and hung to death. I like me. I should be an underwear model. I worked my butt off in high school to get in here and am fully paying for my expensive education with scholarships, or else my Mommy and Daddy went here and they're paying for it all and I only got in because they both made some calls. We're the oldest institution of higher learning in the state, yet we've always sucked at football. Its ok, we're just paying our way to be in the Big 12. The only teams that win anything are the baseball team and women's basketball but even that's a little too dyke-ish for the rest of the Baptist General Convention. We tell our parents we go to church on Sunday mornings, but really we all get up, get dressed and go to IHOP. Our veins are pumped of Dr. Pepper and we're always wearing a school shirt that some frat or club or dance or 11 o'clock MWF ...
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5. Baylor University
Founded in 1845, it is the oldest university in Texas still operating under its original name, the oldest in Texas is Southwestern. Founded on Southern Baptist ideals, it has developed into a Doctoral granting institution consistently ranked as one of America's top 100 universities.It is one of the last institutions of Higher Learning in the World that still holds that both Faith and Knowledge can go hand in hand.
There are many sons and daughters of the wealthy, but Baylor's generosity in financial aid has balanced the student population into a more diverse institution economically and racially. Recently, Baylor has gone through a period of rapid expansion and is making great strides to become a Tier 1 University. It hat also managed to have great success with athletics (barring Football). All of this without compromising the core integrity if its Christian values.
Many argue that Waco is the worst college town in the Big 12 conference, and there is more to substantiate that than not. However, many students who attend Baylor choose to define themselves and their college experience as greater than a drunken stooper. I personally have seen the Baylor students take the initiative to help and love the Waco population more so than I have seen anywhere else.
So, if you define yourself as a Temperate, loving person who would rather take a weekend to take care of the poor rather than get wasted at a party, then come to Baylor.
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6. Mary-Hardin Baylor
The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.
HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
7. Baylor University
Best school in the Big XII and maybe best in the nation.

Baylor fans are true sports fans! Even though Baylor is not the best in all sports, its fans still are faithful and never give up. Besides that, Baylor is second in most Big XII titles.

Baylor has the most beautiful campus in all of Texas. The Baylor Science Building(BSB), Patt Neff, and the Student Life Center(SLC), even add to the beauty. The SLC also holds the tallest rock wall in all of Texas.

Unlike Texas and Texas A&M, Baylor is working to be Ivy League-like and one of the top research schools in the nation by 2012.

Baylor's acceptance rate in 2009 - 34%. Texas - 51%.

Also home to that Good Ol' Baylor Line.

Also, Baylor in the early 1930's killed an aggie during a fight during homecoming. The Baylor student beat the aggie with a fence post in the most christian way possible until the aggie died. What a glorious day in Baylor history.

Baylor actually has an intimadating mascot. Unlike Texas, TTU, Oklahoma, and A&M.

Alumni - Jeff Dunham, 3 governors of Texas, Michael Johnson, the director who directed The Blind Side, Willie Nelson, and a girl off the office.
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