I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

I finished to baked by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

I baked you a pie 

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

I baked you a pie by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018

Bayned 

Verb. When something is a sure-fire thing and you screw it up. When a man or woman is interested in going home with you and you say/do something to make them no longer interested.

"I bayned it last night with this girl who wanted me"

Bayned by bigpoppa253 February 25, 2010

Twice Baked Doritos 

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

Twice Baked Doritos by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

corn-backed-rattler 

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!

Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?

corn-backed-rattler by The Shocker November 28, 2002

the cake been baked 

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.

The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.

the cake been baked by bigredd850 October 30, 2013

Uber baked 

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc

“Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked “

Uber baked by Knuckles the speed-sniffer April 3, 2021