Ballseye 

The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.

"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"

Ballseye by UPtheNOSEinbetweenTHETOES September 19, 2011

Ballseye 

Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).

-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-

Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*

Ballseye by Nobli November 12, 2012

Bawley's Law 

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.

"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."

Bawley's Law by partyingnaked July 17, 2012

Ballseye 

A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.

Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!

Ballseye by sjg22 October 26, 2018

ballsey 

a confident individual who is not afraid to stand out from the crowd.

"Posting irrelevant song lyrics beside photos of yourself pouting does not make you indie.. Js"

oft, ballsey!

ballsey by INDIE LADS January 7, 2012

Bawlsy

Awesome, Freakin' Sweet, Stellar, Anything Cool, Hip, Amazing.

Dude, that's so bawlsy!

Your freakin' bawlsy bro.

Bawlsy by Jon The Greek June 28, 2008

bawlzey 

Adj. to describe a confident male, possibly ultra confident male who's nuts hang a little bit lower than the normal set of nuts. (Think truck nuts)

Dang, we all thought Jeff was bawlzey for fucking his best friends wife; it turns out that his best friend was the bawlzey one though... "Why is that?" Oh, you haven't seen Jeff lately? After James delt out a can of whoop ass Jeff now eats liquid breakfast, lunch and dinner through a tube... And will be confined to a wheelchair for life... "Well, serves motherfucker right, what comes around goes around."

bawlzey by SaggyMcSackerson November 20, 2015