the best dog in the whole world
everyone agrees bauer is the best
by chris May 10, 2003
adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.
"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"

"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"
by Jerry. March 07, 2008
Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.
Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.
by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009
there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer
have you ever seen a Bauer, they are fucking awesome
by kieth stone May 29, 2010
(Verb)

1. To stay awake for over 24 hours.

2. To improvise your way out of a seemingly impossible situation.

Verb named after "24" protagonist Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland.
1. "I could take a two hour nap before work, but at this point I think I'll just have a coffee and Bauer it"

2. "I thought I was totally screwed, but at the last minute I figured it out- I totally Bauered my way to victory"
by MarcTheReaper May 09, 2014
To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place
yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin
by Major.e.rection November 19, 2007
The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.
My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.
by demonspeed October 22, 2008
The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure.
wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.

You sure bauered that math test.
by JIMMY CRAX CORN March 24, 2009

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