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The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
by mickey July 23, 2004
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bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.
Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.
by Mickey February 23, 2005
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snout

The snouts took him
by Mickey June 11, 2003
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scrimblies

I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.
by Mickey January 31, 2005
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peppermint bon bon

What's with this mint chocolate chip nonsense? Ice cream that amplifies the likelihood of fumbling towards a state of complete nirvana and general one-ness with the universe while residing in Minnesota, where the women are strong, the men are also good looking, and all the children are above average.
Other aids: soft drinks referred to as "pop" and rubber bands as "binders", the game "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" (as opposed to "Duck, Duck, Goose").
All these things make Minnesotans supposedly nicer than anyone else in the country.
How 'bout some peppermint bon bon ice cream dontcha know?
by Mickey March 2, 2004
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wankelrotaryengine

The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.

(Monty Python skit)
Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
Shoe
Megaphone
Grunties
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Wankelrotaryengine.
by Mickey January 8, 2005
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homes

Originally from holmes, ie. porn star John Holmes. Used to acknoledge your friend has a serious package.
by mickey July 30, 2003
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