Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Batty Milk

Milk that comes out of persons anus.

John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.

Batty Milk by green923jade September 16, 2016

Wagwan for battyman

When officer looks at your balls, batty and dick.

"Wagwan for battyman..

Come on officer, you've seen my balls batty and dick this month..
more than my BM, more than my links, more than my chick."

Wagwan for battyman by PoliceBattyman June 1, 2021

Batty Language 

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

Batty Language by green923jade October 15, 2016

Batyote 

A hybrid animal with the body of a bat and a head of a cyote who fights crime at night. Origin: Jon Lajoie.

Last night I swear I saw Batyote!

Batyote by TrulyPerfect July 30, 2011

battyflex

An extremely homosexual man. Someone who is pretty much gay for a living.

Chris: Did you know that Julie is thinking of asking Bobby to have sex with her?
Will: But isn't Bobby gay?
Chris: Yeah, as far as i know, he's been working his way round the country trying to have a gay orgy in every county in the UK.
Will: What a battyflex.

battyflex by stegosauross May 7, 2010

Betzy 

One of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is absolutely funny and a huge class clown. At times she will have you laughing so hard that your face turns bright red. You will always find her hanging out with the coolest people and many people look up to her because they want to be as cool as she is. She doesn't really have any haters and she doesn't hate anyone as well even though her sense of humor is a little mean. Everything she says is funny though and she is a bit too sarcastic at times.

Aww, look at her. She's such a Betzy. I wish I was as cool as her.

Betzy by bearemy November 16, 2013