Baconface

Condition caused by excessive whiskey consumption, especially prevalent amongst older Scottish gentlemen. traditionally treated by wrapping a muslin cloth, or bastard rag, around the face.

Alex's drink problem has turned him into an old baconface.

Baconface by Torchy the Battery Boy December 2, 2010

battyface 

As stated in the indie film "Last Stop For Paul", battyface means assface in Jamaican.

"No, you the battyface!"

battyface by Marjory Stwart Baxter January 26, 2010

baboface 

An extremely stupid-looking person.
Someone who is so stupid that you can only see stupidity in them.

Wow, Brian is such a baboface.

baboface by krnbabox June 7, 2009

Buttonface 

When a person's face in squished to the center, to look as if it were a button.

"Did you see that girl's face?"
"Yeah! She had a buttonface"

Buttonface by izzzabella December 29, 2007

bonface 

A male name of a person with true love, spontaneous and versatile, enjoying congenial association, appreciating the finer things of life, and loving to talk and debate. A strong willed and self-sufficient, not depending on others for encouragement with desire for independence and freedom.
A lord of sexual activities. Many women have been known to fall victim to the sexual prowess of the Bonface, only to have been hospitalized for the ridiculous amounts of pleasure provided by this beast. Very dangerous, you certainly don't want to get on his wrong side.
A total scene person who mooches off everyone, but is a nice person all in all. Usually bitchy to their friends and denies it. Totally scene

Bonface is areal man I need in my life
Holy shit, that guy totally just Bonface'd me.
sorry i could come over today, my mom was being a total bonface.

bonface by #Unbothered bitch October 10, 2023

baconfaced 

To be drunk absolutely shitfaced in fact.

Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?

No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally baconfaced and another would make me puke

baconfaced by mr_Rodan October 25, 2006

batfaced

When one gets to the point of inebriation usually felt at the end of a heavy nights drinking.....before actually going out for a heavy nights drinking. Only at the end of this kind of jaunt, can one be seriously considered as being Batfaced.

1) (At around 3am, one may quote) "Those three bottles of wine that I consumed before going out drinking have got me rather Batfaced"

2) To get an idea of the state that a Batfaced person may be in, try doing an impression of a bat sucking a lemon.

batfaced by matcuu December 13, 2008