a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 16, 2008
The current World Heavyweight Champion of the WWE. He has good in-ring skills, decent mic talent, and has wicked huge muscles. Bound to be a MUCH better champion than Randy Orton.
If anyone thinks his move to Smackdown! will be bad, like I did, just remember: soon he'll beat the ever-loving shit out of JBL, God willing.
If anyone thinks his move to Smackdown! will be bad, like I did, just remember: soon he'll beat the ever-loving shit out of JBL, God willing.
Wrestlemania XXI: Defeated Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Backlash: Retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H.
Vengeance: Yet again, retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H in a Hell in the Cell.
Batista's on a roll!!
Backlash: Retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H.
Vengeance: Yet again, retained his World Heavyweight Championship from Triple H in a Hell in the Cell.
Batista's on a roll!!
by New Jersey Devil July 5, 2005
Dave Batista Real name 317 pounds not a member of evolution anymore Won the heavyweight Belt From TripleH at Wresltemania 21 sunday april,3,2005. The Beast the Animal who has cool moves like spinebuster and powerBomb. and is The New HeavyWeight Champion.
by Ratt April 5, 2005
A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.
by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007
by Amy April 7, 2005
A piece of shit wrestler who got more fame than he deserved. Then agin Vince McMahon gets a LARGE erection over well built men.
Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.
Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.
Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
Horrible wrestler who just uses a double underhook rib breaker (holds both arms and knees the ribs twice), Spinebusters, Clothlines, and a Sitout Powerbomb as his ONLY movies outside punching and kicking.
Also fired for getting ECW's Shelly Martinez {Arial, Kevin Thorns Valet) fired because she freaked out on him for constantly hitting on her in public. He went crying to Triple H who went to Stephine who fired her.
Also do to his inemptness caused The Undertaker a servere injury
God only knows how Triple H pulled the matches out with Batista that he did.
2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
2x WWE World Heavyweight Champion, 2x World Tag Team Champion both times with Ric Flair, 1x WWE Tag Team Champion with Rey Mysterio Jr. 2005 Royal Rumble Winner. 2/1 Wrestlemania Record.
by realtakerv2 July 16, 2007
by Monolithic_Juggernaut January 21, 2008