bathturd 

Someone who was conceived before marriage but born after

Look at that bathturd, who was conceived before marriage but born after

bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018

bathturd 

A word made famous by professional wrestler Bobby Lashley. He meant to say "bastard," but he speaks with a lisp, and instead it came out like "bathturd." It instantly became an internet phenomenon incredibly popular within the Internet wrestling community. It made Lashley full of teh lulz.

"You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight...well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathturd."

bathturd by Dan Himself August 4, 2007

bathturd 

An insult as in "turd that floats in the bath", used instead of bastard.

bathturd: I'm an emo.
you: Even emos are awsomer than you. You're a bathturd.

bathturd by Hyperpixie January 17, 2009

Batturd 

A person who is batting but they look like they are taking a dump

Don't squat down too low! You will look like a batturd and no one wants to see you looking like you are taking a dump!

Batturd by beezycatpoo July 16, 2009

Bathtards

Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?

Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.

Bathtards by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007

Bathturbating

Because saying "masturbate in the bath" is just too damn long :.P

Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."

Jane: "You really need to get laid more."

Bathturbating by CactusHeart December 30, 2011

Bathturbate 

Bathturbate
The art of bathturbating. Having a wank in the bathtub.

“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”

Bathturbate by Laurben February 14, 2019