bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.
Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.
TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
by My ballsack February 26, 2010