Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

by J n' U May 14, 2011

Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

by Panchito Sanchez May 9, 2009